Went to Ruby Tuesdays.
Waiter’s name was Dean.
"You haven’t noticed how big he’s gotten? Not at all?"
|Anonymous: Stony BDSM (anything within that spectrum)? I will love you for forever|
can you believe this shit has been BANNED from schools??
Well it was Gabriel but he was a human and just….lube helps the top too guys!! Nothing like trying to shove yourself in something dry, it chafes both!!
what do you do at hogwarts if you start your period?
like do you go and see madam promfrey? or your head of year? because i’m just trying to imagine the slytherin girls going snape and asking for tampons
Whipped cream is not enough to use as lube.
No. Just no.